Found in my dorm in Beijing, China - “Do a healthy person”
I mean, why even bother with the belt...?
Our dog, Bud(weiser), forever has blue balls
Thanks for the tip...
“My son is in the hospital. Perfect marketing opportunity!!!💞”
“I sure do.”
“Just helping dad with the floors.”
Guy thinks it’s okay to park in a handicap spot when “no one else uses” it.
Woman (serial town complainer) tries to blame ruined sidewalk on neighbor’s dripping AC. Gets called on her bs.
Just some houses from the godforsaken town I used to live in.
“Hell, I want to find out.”
Duck and cover