Know your creature facts, duh
I have my own hacking crew from the dark web
In a thread about a basketball video game
This interaction came ‘round to haunt me again today
But she has 2 the same
All I said was “what’s up?”
On my FaceBook feed.
When he offers you morning sickness
whatever your lame as hell
My friend messaged the wrong guy...
When your Nextdoor neighborhood website turns into Tinder.
Killin it on Yik Yak
This guy trying to pick up a girl in a Facebook group
This guy sent a flaccid Dick pic
This guy did not take kindly to being rejected
I'm not real because I don't use Snapchat or Instagram.
A majestic duel
I guess I'm his sempi hbu??
There has to be a better way to flirt
Guy doesnt want my friend talking to him because hes hot
I need a massuge haha
When being forward is still too slow..
A real high class guy...
What is the opposite of helpful?
A rather unfortunate typo
I'm not Rhylee tho...
To the girl that gave the random guy a fake number (my number)
Yeah, just buy her loyalty.
10/10 would smash
Ted Cruz trying to use his daughter for a photo op
This person left their phone number on my car
Left my business card at Starbucks, this is what happened.
Mr. Hands over here. On a NATIONALLY televised broadcast.
Flirting on Youtube
So freaking sweet
McCain pallbearers almost drop his casket
Was told this would fit well here. They broke up in 2005
Ah, fake memories...
Nice guy’s “theory” on why a girl said she has a bf
Edgelord knows how to attract the atheist ladies.
Facebook finally delivered
Dude randomly messaged me on discord
She shouldn't be an EMT
Why come into my life with your shit?
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Pay me and your arm can be less fat, just like mine!
Pulled a neck muscle trying to look away
Any takers, ladies?
Don't kiss me filthy peasant
Trying to pick up girls on YouTube...
Just a post Mom
ex from 4 years ago creepy dad sent me this
I'm stepping, alright. Stepping away...