Thanks dude, you're the best
He's pretty cranky to begin with.
When a man needs to poop... a man needs to poop! 💩
In my 30's and am never up on the pop culture folk
It's a tool, not a weapon
Web hosting is cheap so is it too much to ask?
Boomers and Xers on kids these days
I couldn’t remember the word “calendar”
I kind of hope it happens again.
Roll to persuade boss for pay rise?
Still not quite sure how to feel about it
Should I get them something off the baby registry?
I feel great and it's making me anxious.
Rethink your faith, people.
Old Timey Overly Attached Girlfriend
Probably the only thing that keeps me going
If Marvel movies took place in our world.
Well, at least now I know her Reddit username
You just gotta marry a gold digger to speed up the process
My girlfriend took me to see Incredibles 2
I guess it's difficult to put on some headphones nowadays
Gotta Love summer Reddit.
I feel awful about it, but I wasn’t gonna shit my pants
It's been a long journey and at least three belts
Witty title #284
My roommate is a fucking asshole
To be fair, I had already paid for them.
My dickhead roommate everyone
Just got laid off from work, and this popped into my head.
The Architect said there were 5 others before Neo...
Even Yancy Fry Sr. can't figure this guy out.
My dad couldn't remember the word bubbles
Some of y'all are weird okay?
I could google it, but where’s the fun in that?
I go away for a few hours and...
Let this one settle in for a moment
Reek, reek, it rhymes with Trump...
Even Fred Douglass called us brothers of bondage
These heroes do so much for us.
He was influenced by his professor
My friend wonders why he has a reputation around town.
They don't know I know their usernames.
Couldn’t remember the word croutons.
My wife couldn't think of the word glass
As someone who hasn't been on /r/publicfreakout in a hot minute...
My buildings AC is out for the week...
The opposite of bad for you.
You mean......fireplace bellows?
Neighbors kids are playing in the street
Not so funny anynore
I always love Reddit Trends
Sick in the summer
The psychologist at my kid's school.
A secret I've kept hidden since 2009.
When future people go super green...
The look on his face seems to say...
Just something I have noticed for a while. Anyone else?
Looking at you Disney Lucasfilm!
Gotta find the silver lining
I'm not a goddamn door holder!
My prime day in a nutshell
I really hate them right now.
But isn't everything really just a concept?
Pickup is easy peasey
Every cute animal
I really hate newsletters
I bought one thing off Amazon like 5 years ago.
Maybe a bit of a humble brag, but I'm happy