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Anon buys Transformers
Quality content on /mu/
Anon went to Walmart
Anon takes a meme-ology class
Anon guesses they needed to be sure
The end of 4chan (circa 2006)
cock buried 6 inches in him
Anon knows the size of the "friend's" cock. Curiouser and curiouser...
6.0 inches ≈ 15.2 centimetres 1 inch = 2.54cm
I'm a bot. Downvote to remove.
Fake: anon has a kid and therefore had sex at one point
Gay: anon saw two penises
To the contrary...
Not fake: anon is a literal cuck and it's not his son.
Not gay: He only saw the one penis. The other one was well buried. The gay alarm only goes off after seeing two cocks, otherwise it goes off every time you see your own.
How did he know it was buried 6 inches in him?
He knows what his son's face looks like taking it at every depth up to his own ten inches.
6 = 🤫
7 = 😛
8 = 😜
9 = 😩
I think this is the key peace of evidence here. He had to have seen the other penis to know how deep it was getting buried. Case closed.
actual smile brought to my face
Fuck you gay bowser
Fuckin most dad thing said ever.
I can't breathe...!
Hey, FabbeFredis, just a quick heads-up:
definately is actually spelled definitely. You can remember it by -ite- not –ate-.
Have a nice day!
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"Ite not ate" isn't a mnemonic, it's just something to memorize. Not helpful at all.
Unless you memorise it, which is how I can now remember how to spell separate which was as a direct result of this bot correcting other people.
I learned how to spell separate by remembering "separate, like karate." The lack of sense that statement makes is what helps me remember it.
If I had a son and caught him doing this I'd beat the shit out of him