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Anon buys Transformers
Quality content on /mu/
Anon went to Walmart
Anon takes a meme-ology class
Anon guesses they needed to be sure
The end of 4chan (circa 2006)
Would pulling all the fire alarms work?
I doubt it, the cock would still be there.
Don't stop it. Buy Apple and Amazon stock. Then when Bitcoin comes out, buy that.
what is your ethnicity?
Jews aren't a race
You're a race
Believe it or not the jewish race does exist - at least that's what the german school system taught me
Doesn't matter anymore when he's rich.
Don't forget Raytheon, L-3 Communications, Boeing, General Dynamics, Lockheed Martin, Human Genome Sciences, Baxter International, Haliburton, and Fluor. All of those stocks skyrocketed in the years following 9/11.
The blurred penis is sure to delight conspiretards all over the world.
Oh man, I hadn't thought of that. It would truly be glorious.
I'd just buy a very fancy bathrobe, cheap wizard's hat, staff, and megaphone, and a minute before first plane would hit I'd just pretend to summon Iron Bird's Wrath. Same for second hit.
It would only be funnier if I somehow went back to my own time afterwards - imagine autistic Gandalf showing up, making a scene, destroying two buildings, and fucking off just as suddenly.
"I put on my cloak and wizard hat..."
Find a payphone and call the Pentagon and tell them to ground every plane today and get everyone out of the trade center, and every government building in D.C. provide proof that you're a time traveler then book it to the middle of buttfuck nowhere and hide because they wont belive you and when it does happen they'll probably waterboard you in questioning
provide proof that you're a time traveller
I wonder about this sometimes. How would I prove to someone that I'm a time traveller? I don't remember the dates of anything, I don't follow football, I don't remember lottery payouts, I don't remember most political elections, I don't remember the years of big storms, I don't remember the dates of economy crashes/booms, etc.
Wtf do I do?
I could guess when some games came out or something? but even that would only be proven like 15 years after 9/11
The real problem here is that you need to prove it in less than an hour, and anything that happened in the world between 7:46 and 8:46 that day is totally overshadowed and lost to history. I'd say that in this situation, proving you're a time traveller is impossible.
If you could show that you knew about a plane's transponder turning off and say that it's been hijacked, that might be all that's necessary to get them to believe you.
Was the knowledge that a section of the Pentagon was under construction and empty something the public knew? If so that might be convincing
Think of something that had happened, but hadn't yet surfaced.
Tell them the name of the book that Bush was reading to the kids when he was told of the planes hitting the Twin Towers— The Pet Goat
Also, the color of his tie was a dark orange & he didn’t arrive at Emma E. Booker Elementary School until after the 1st plane had already hit the 1st tower.
Oh phew. Thank god, I'm prepared.
Seems about right
Then they don't take your threat seriously, the event plays out and now you are the most wanted man in America. Bin Laden is never caught and Elderscrolls is delayed.
There is video of the first tower getting hit. It was recorded by a fire fighter.
Skip to 1:06.
Lacking in blurred cock.
it wasnt recorded by a firefighter. it was recorded by a guy who was shooting a documentary about firefighters. they had a report about a gas leak thats why they were on that specific site
I think it was a documentarian that caught it while coincidentally filming NYFD for their next work. That doc turned into something completely different minutes later. Can't remember the name of it but it is very good although sad and horrifying.
do nothing to stop it but then spend the next twenty years saying I was in Manhattan on 9/11 and how it shook me
Well I'd go inside and take a video of the thermite strapped to the columns and then just let it happen. When Bush runs with the fire narrative, I'd be like BAM. Then I'd take apart the government and run for office as the new president.
The only rational ending would be to Jerk it after the first tower was hit and edge until both towers go down, then bust enormous nut
Call in a bomb threat to get it evacuated
There's no way to warn people without getting waterboarded.
Just short technology stocks and buy a small island in the Caribbean.
I’d go inside and tell everyone to get out
you really think anyone would listen to a crazy time traveler dude and just walk out of their workplace right before clocking in?
Actually, yes! I just remembered that John O’Neill has just started as Head of Security for the World Trade Centers.
He was a former FBI SAIC in Counter-terrorism who hunted al-Qaeda and OBL. O’Neill always said that OBL would try to take down towers after ‘93 attempt. I bet he would heed your warning.
Yeah just find O'Neil and make him do the leg work
Or pull the fire alarm/start a fire
You don't say....
Invest in bitcoin
Walk away and invest in bitcoin