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Uploading this image took more time that it should have.
It got windy while my pool was draining
Now I know why the puzzle was on sale.
I Broke A Ferrari Windshield Today
Ref Gets Run Over
Walking right into it
An elephant mistakes your phone for a snack.
Right in the kisser.
I laughed! because it meant less time actually working (my job) and I got to take my time cleaning it up ha
Nothing beats starting off your morning at work like a nice cup of 1% milk.....yum
Cream babe cream. Thicker. Stickier.
Yeah I had the heater ON too, and I was pouring creamer into my coffee but it didn’t go as planned
well if its any consolation, i put a battery in an old sports car i have and fired it up today only to find out some yellow jackets built a huge nest on the radiator... Trapped in the car, bastards EVERYWHERE, ended up going for a drive to get them to all go fuck off so i could clear the nest...
laughed a lot, life happens. Hope you laughed about your incident!
worst similar incident, i was making merengue for a pie and one of the whisk tines flew apart... mess everywhere, in a restaurant kitchen. 8 hours cleaning up EVERYTHING. I still laugh about it.
When milk hits the fan...
Jizz hits the fan shouldnt have been watching that office girl your fired