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I am thinking of dressing up as a lawyer for Halloween
It - 2019
I work at a prison.
When you're so impatient it kills you. And you. And you. And you.
Wife: Hey Jason can you take the garbage out...
NOPE! I do everything tomorrow.
He doesnt have a wife, only a mother.
o boi here i go killin again
Love it when I have to think for 2 seconds before I get it. Real art.
My name is Jason and tomorrow is my birthday :) happens every 7 years.
Sadly...it will be a new moon. So...no werewolves or crazies to help take Jason down. We are all on our own.
A long wait for friday the 14'th, but worth it, crazy sale and he has cupons.
My 4 year old, who’s birthday is tomorrow the 13th, knew exactly what was going on here lol.
‘Jason waiting for Friday the 13th to kill people’
Slaps the top of the calendar. I can fit do many hockey games in this day...tomorrow...dead white girls.
well what can i say, the guy only works 1 day in 7 months..
At least he's comfortable.
Thursday the 12th happens just as much as Friday the 13th