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Patting the duck will make him poop...
Reddit You’re Drunk
Spooky but funny
Auto body work done right.
Megan at it again!
Sorry everyone, first day..
Your little sister said she likes Ratatouille, eh?
Ad paused at the perfect moment. Huehuehuehue
I once had a boss that stuck his dick in a pool vac - he actually got stuck in it somehow and had to call the EMT's - twice!
Apparently it was "a common thing back in the day" - my boy only had to call the Croakers twice; who knows how many times he did it and got away with it?
Because it adds to the fake story. What type of boss tells his employees about sticking his dick in a pool vac?
The EMT didn't pick up the phone on the first call.
I remember a story, probably from here on reddit, of a kid who would sit on the drain at the bottom of the pool and masturbate (I think). One day his intestines got sucked out through his anus. He lived, but lost his bowel.
That was from a short story by Chuck Palahniuk called "Guts".
Stranger things have happened.
Nasty ass vacuum fuckers.
I don’t get it, what’s funny about sticking your dick in a vacuum cleaner.
Dont knock it til you've tried it!
I would but can't, it doesn't fit. I guess I could spend a bunch for one of those big shopvac ones, but doesn't seem worth it...
Nasty ass vacuum fucker.
WKYK skit. 'You'll pull your dick off.'
I got very curious as if this actually felt like a blowjob, so I figured let's Google it and see the results.
This was one of the sites I clicked on, just read that first page and realize there's 6 more pages exactly like it...
Why did he have to turn around to zip his pants up? Either they could see is dick already and there was no reason to turn, or it was hidden under the table and there was still no reason to turn.
It would help your pull out game 🤔
Based on true story
Last frame ruined it