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*sarcasm* I'm just serious
Canadian traffic stop.
Blocboy Michael Myers
defibrillator on standby
This drummer is at the wrong concert
Security questions are getting meta
What are you waiting for Nabisco? Do it! DO IT!
Grandma’s grocery list is short
aye yo where is this paradise? I want to be there
Too bad what you don’t see is it’s right under Aruba airport flight path so uh, bring some earplugs.
If you want to go to that particular beach you have to stay at the Renaissance hotel.
Also, the flamingos wings are clipped, so they can’t leave the island.
Sad faces all around.
I’m sad for the flamingos now :(
Its off to South of the airport strip. So not directly under the flight path. Even though you do hear the planes, its something I personally havn't heard complaints over by tourists. Whether its because its not loud enough or they're just too busy enjoying themselves to notice I don't know.
Also everyone can go there! It's not only for guests of the Renaissance. They also do dinners now.
Also everyone can go there! It's not only for guests of the Renaissance.
Depends. If the hotel occupancy is under 80% that fast you can buy a day pass for $99. Otherwise it is for hotel guests only.
Negative. The hotel can in theory be 100% booked but that dsn't mean you can't still buy a day pass. For instance if I go and buy day passes for x amount of people, they will suspend further sales for that day. What their threshold is exactly I wouldn't know. Same goes for if they already have a lot of bookings for a week, they will suspend sales for that week to insure their guests still have access. I've bought day passes for friends before even when the hotel was almost fully booked.
Why would they want to leave the island?
Many people say Flamingoes are not native to Aruba, I’m not sure on that as there are at least 2 species found in the Caribbean, but there certainly are no other of their kind around, so I’m sure they’re quite lonely and annoyed with the selfie obsessed humans.
The beach would be way better without them as they crap more than Canadian geese and they do it all over the place.
Ya those poor, poor birds stuck there in paradise with no worries...
It's called The Island, if you obtain a certain amount of karma you will be taken there. But be warned you'll be given a number and forced to farm karma for the rest of your days.
Looks a lot like Renaissance Island, Aruba.
Damn i was just about to book some flights to Aruba and then saw this "Zika Virus in Aruba - Alert - Level 2" no bueno if you're trying to make some babies.
Aruba is a great place to visit either way. If you get the chance to go in the future whilst feeling secure, you definitely should. I've been and I still have some great memories from there.
If I recall correctly, the effects Zika has on pregnancy can last for years. As in, if you get Zika now and recover in a few days, and try to have a baby next year, you could still have defects as a result of the Zika you previously had. After a quick Google I found this Time article that says that's not true: http://time.com/4274912/good-news-zika-cant-hurt-future-pregnancies/
But don't take my word, do some research of your own. I live on another Caribbean island where we had a Zika outbreak. It wasn't a huge outbreak, only a few cases, but my sister left the island for the entirety of her pregnancy just to be on the safe side.
Dont worry, Aruba has a very stringent program for battling mosquitoes that carry zika, dengue, chikungunya etc. That's why there are so few reported cases. It's also not rainy season yet. No rains = no mosquitos. Also due to Aruba's strong winds, it makes it difficult and sometimes impossible for mosquitos to fly.
That said, off course if you still feel it's a risk you needn't take it!
When I was in Aruba a couple years ago I saw one insect the entire week and it was a fly.
You should be fine, make sure to rent a jeep if and explore the place a lil bit. Have a good time. :)
Go to Bistro de Suikertuin and sit on their lovely, private and quiet back patio.
i think they were totally checking you out. number close, man! number close!
Stayed at the Renaissance hotel during our honeymoon, it was incredible! We got to hang out and sunbathe with these beautiful creatures as well as some iguana’s on that private island. I will say, the best part of the trip was off-roading in ATV’s in the Aruban desert!
Fun Fact: Aruba’s official language is Papiamento, which is based mainly on the Portuguese language but with a mix of Spanish, Dutch, English and African languages as well!
They all look stuck up anyways.
Flamingos eyes are positioned so far to the side of their heads that they can't see anything in front of them. That is why they are constantly swiveling their heads in order to see where they are going.
Did you hit that?
Daaaamn..I feel so poor
Jesus, that place looks incredible. Is that a private beach?
Yea, Renaissance Island in Aruba.
been close, went to Curacao, amazing.
Are you a Flamingo that learned to use Reddit or did you used to date a Flamingo?
You dated a flamingo too? Wow, what a coincidence.
Your ex looks good in pink.
I think she skipped leg day.
You KNOW they were just talking about you too
As fun as that is, I was sort of hoping for the real thing
Your ex wears a lot of pink.
Ha. Those lawn ornaments look like they're walking.
Which one was she ?
You fucked a flamingo?
...you dated a flamingo? Weird, man. Weird.
I've been to that beach, if you ever go the trail next to the huts is full is mosquitoes. Do not go there, I repeat DO NOT GO THERE
She seems a bit aloof.
They remind me of "the Debbies"
your ex is hot
I wonder what Flamingoes taste like.
I seriously think that is my dad in the white hat. This is my favorite place to visit. Whenever I go to Aruba I always stay at the Renaissance. Adult only hotel is the only way to vacation. Hehe
Love this place, it’s where the wife and I had our honeymoon. There are iguana on the family beach side as well as a pink parakeet and a few other animals.
Gross bestiality is no laughing matter
Damn i wish i got as much flamango pussy as you do
Your ex might need to cut back on the shrimp, she’s looking a little pink!
Flamingos are snobs. Everyone knows that.
Sweet Dee is just trying to get over you.
Were you dating the third one?
You don’t have a leg to stand on, Karen
Dee's a bird!