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I got a little p on my hand the other day...
Which one are YOU?
Brothers lazy dog.
An ice cream a day keeps you cool in a gay way.
This shootout scene in "Top Secret"
sweet home alabama
Haha jokes on you
Plot twist: Giving birth to a plasma TV would hurt really bad.
Just like giving birth to a full grown adult.
Nah it would come out of the womb as a calculator.
Oh god the punctuation.
Oh god ,,the'' punctuation.
Came here to say that.
At the hospital: “Congratulations! You’ll get a PC with 64GB Ram, Intel i9 and a Titan X GPU!“
“please“ stop “this“ quote ab“use“
My dad promised me an Xbox, but all I got was front row seats to my parents divorce.
It’s a surprise if she fishes your used condom out of the trash and gets herself pregnant from that just to ensnare you :/
Yeah! Get the picture?
There’s nothing but pain
Mommy, where do plasma TVs come from?
Also, what's a 'plasma TV'?
Well I mean to be fair you could do some illegal activities and get a plasma tv from a baby...
Nobody makes plasma screens anymore.
Yeah, all the new birth control methods really hurt production
Can’t wait to see this posted next week
This is going around again? I guess I will just post the same comment as like a week ago too! "condoms aren't 100% effective, so a baby can still very literally be a surprise"
Or the condom broke.
How about not shaming people in this situation AND MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
It's not like this is a protest sign outside of a Planned Parenthood clinic, it's an ad for condoms. Lighten up will you?
Uhh, it doesn't say that all unwanted pregnancies are because the person chose not to use a condom. It says that if you don't use a condom, you shouldn't expect everything to just work out.
If you didn't use a condom, you should expect to end up with a baby. It doesn't say that abortion is bad (or good), it doesn't say that condoms are 100% effective, and it doesn't say that an unwanted child is always the woman's fault, it just says that, if you don't want kids, you should use protection (which is 100% true).
Mind your fucking business and ring up the fucking Trojans or I'll complain to senior management. We fucking clear?
Fuck your downvotes, too.
Yeah, now your just trolling. It's not that funny.
I upvoted your original comment because it has a good point but it's clear from this comment that you just want to start shit...
I expected a joke.
Never is a strong word, I had a teacher who got pregnant twice whilst on the pill. I bet she was surprised at that mistake. Also, you can have sex without a condom, get pregnant then realise the mistake you've made.
Didn’t expect to see a shop from Agia Napa, Cyprus on Reddit
I expected to cum..... and that’s it
And you got a bong instead!
No, just a cool new STD.
Zero clue how they're supposed to use quotation marks
I guess you came in the wrong hole then
Those quotation commas are certainly a surprise...
Well you got the xbox. Then you fucked it with no protection and now you get a baby
Ha, they said plasma
The grammar in this physically hurts me
What the frick!?
That statement is erroneous as hell.
The inconsistent use of quotation marks is the surprise here.
I get the point but having a baby isn't like a 100% thing without a condom. You can totally minimise the risk with various non condom methods. So still pretty valid surprise.
Or how about stop preaching to us you patronizing fucks
The shaming is unreal in this sign.
That being said, shouldn’t this be in the diaper section instead of the condom aisle?! I mean, if you’re going to shame someone, at least put the sign in the right place!