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Reddit You’re Drunk
Spooky but funny
Auto body work done right.
Megan at it again!
Sorry everyone, first day..
Your little sister said she likes Ratatouille, eh?
Ad paused at the perfect moment. Huehuehuehue
What in Gumception
MY German shepherd will eat shoe and approach criminal with a rope and ask for some tug a war
My two GSDs will actually bark at people who come up to the house but if they extend a hand, the dogs will put their ears back, wag their giant tails, and go in for the pets. And one of them is terrified of the vacuum cleaner.
My Golden Retriever attacks sunlight. One of the smartest breeds, my ass. But, she is a good girl and I love her.
Just trying to protect you from skin cancer.
My Beagle eats shoes, small electronics and anything you love.
My GSD hates anything that cleans, mops, brooms, vacuums. My wife and i swear she hates that they are messing up her messes.
Mine are the same way. Well, one of them, anyway. I think she resents is for cleaning up all of her fur when she has clearly shared it with us out of love. The other one doesn’t really care, but she doesn’t shed nearly as much, either.
My Bullmastiff : You gonna eat that???
But what does your GSD do to blind people?
I've always found my dogs respond in kind.
They will attack if they don't recognize me and I act threateningly. If they don't recognize me and I act friendly, then they are basically fooled by it and go for some pets/cuddles and will probably try to get me a toy to play fetch with after a few minutes.
All good boys tho
If only the criminals knew my German Shepherd is a humongous chicken and would likely run away if he was scared!
I dated a girl who's family pet was German Shepherd-Great Dane mix. She looked like a giant German Shepherd, so people would freak out about her.
Yeah, if you got in the yard she'd lead you to the good china and the silver. Totally had a Great Dane personality.
Still a good boy
And who looks the happiest?
Replace “shoes” with “poop” and you have my beagle
Replace shoes with house and you have mine. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
We had to get rid of ours when she was getting aggressive with my kid. She’d growl/snap at her when she had a kids toy and the kid would try to take it back. Turns out she was a huge source of stress in the house and were glad we gave her to someone who could pay attention to her.
I'm dealing with both at the moment with my 3 month old Beagle
And my Basset is just asleep like 98% of the time
I provide probable cause on demand.
After reading the first part, thought the joke was going to go along with actually blinding people
I think I'm the 'I eat shoes' of humans
Some very friendly, sweet and timid dogs turn into what a friend I knew called "smell activated killing machines". He had a large, lovable furball, and he was away one evening when a burglar broke in. He came home to find his door lock smashed, and there was his buddy, his muzzle covered in blood, and his big tail wagging. He wisely took his dog to a neighbor who was a veterinarian before calling the police.
The burglar showed up at an ER claiming to have been attacked by a wolf or a big cat while on a walk, and he was a mess. Lost some fingers, part of an ear, bleeding dog bites on arms and legs, etc.
Funny thing, my grandma has a labrador and the gud girl while being adorable dosent do much except- get this: bring her flip-flops in the morning
Are you a dog?
Our Cavaliers make blind people, burglars and shoes smile... have ya got any idea how difficult is to make a shoe smile... well, do you?
That last one's a hunting dog.
If you don't take him to the field, and his instincts will devour your sole.
My dog: "I can do two dozen pointless tricks"
I have the one that eats shoes
My shepherd eats eats criminals and everything else that comes into the house
Or expensive furniture, either one, youre an asshole, dog.
wheres the last dogs eye
The last one is my dog. He's an 8 month old lab-pei
I've seen this meme done better though... Is there a dog for that?
The other ones also eat shoes. Can confirm.
This is truth
You eat shoes?
last one "i bark at Immanent objects just because it looked at me funny"
My German Shepherd is a big baby
"independence" not if you keep walking with them every second of their lives
Independence from other people , i would enjoy having my dog by my side until the day i die.
pitbull - "i eat babies"
he can do more than that. a lot of testing labs actually use dogs to test their cosmetics or medications